i think i may be depressed. bummer.

HEY EVERYONE CHECK IT OUT

I MADE A BLOG JUST FOR THESE RPATTZ THINGS BECAUSE WE HAVE A GOOD AMOUNT OF THEM AND THEY'RE FUCKING GOOD. I'LL ADD MORE WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS

RPATTZ ADVENTURE BLOG

JAMIE AND I ARE HILARIOUS.

TAKE THIS TO 23452 MAIN STREET
ASK FOR LEROY
TELL HIM BOB SENT YOU
HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO

THERE SHOULD BE A PACKAGE ABOUT THIS BIG


IF YOU'RE GOOD I'LL GIVE YOU SOME

STAY ON THE DL OK?


OR RPATTZ 'LL HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH

DOES RPATTZ HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH?


I DIDN'T THINK SO.




OMG
A BUG
KILL IT


YOU SURE ITS DEAD?


DON'T FUCK WITH ME


I HATE BUGS


THEY'RE SO EWWY


THAT WAS GROSS


MADE ME WANT TO VOM


IT WAS A BIG BUG


I MEAN REAL BIG


IT WAS LIKE THIS BIG


BUT ITS DEAD NOW


RIGHT?


YOU SURE?


BECAUSE IF THAT FUCKING BUG COMES BACK


THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER


YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?


I'LL GET UP RIGHT NOW


SEE YA


JK


YOU WERE SO SCARED
YOU WERE ALL


NOOOO
DON'T LEAVE


YOU IDIOT


I GOT YOU SO GOOD


RESPECT.


THATS JUST WHAT I DO


I AM SO WHITE


I TRY TO DO THOSE HAND SIGNS


BUT WHATS THE POINT


DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?


WAS THAT YOU?


OR MAYBE IT WAS THAT DEAD BUG


I THINK ITS THE BUG


DOOD
IT WAS SO YOU


WHAT THE FUCK MAN


YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT


LEAVE THE ROOM OR SOMETHING


AT LEAST OUT OF RESPECT


I'LL KARATE CHOP YOU NEXT TIME
K?


SHIT
ACTUALLY


I THINK IT WAS ME


DUDE I'M SO HIGH


I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I FARTED


I FEEL REAL BAD


IT JUST KIND OF SLIPPED OUT


SO EMBARRASSED


BUT I MEAN


IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY


I MEAN WHO GETS SO HIGH


THEY FART


AND DON'T EVEN KNOW IT


I GUESS I DO

THATS GOOD STUFF, RIGHT?